Distance Learning

Usually the bottom rung of education and ranges from As Seen on TV correspondence classes to modern day degree mills like Walden University or the University of Phoenix. They are all happy to take your money with the full understanding that you will never actually get a worthwhile degree , diploma or certificate for your money.

I signed up for the Walden University distance learning PhD in Public Policy only to find out that no reputable government organization takes it seriously. What a waste of $4,500.

by Davidist June 18, 2009

blackboard learning tool

A piece of shit learning material with a high lag rate.

"Loading"

"Nothing new that calls your attention here"

4 new notifications.

Are you fucking kidding me..?

"That's Blackboard learning tool for you."

by DamnTheLag October 1, 2013

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

The full name of the movie starring Borat released in November 2006.

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan was hilarious.

by Adrian December 14, 2006

learning girl

A woman who unknowingly spends a significant time in a bad relationship teaching her significant other to be a better partner and/or lover for their next girlfriend(s).

I spent five years with him, put up with all his bull#&$*, decorated his place, gave him a makeover, and taught him how to behave, only to have him appear like a prince for his new girlfriend Hannah. Guess I played the learning girl in that relationship.

by Couch Pig August 9, 2017

learning curve like a spirit level

Description of someone extremely slow to pick things up.

Jim's been losing at three-card monty for 3 hours now - damn he's got a learning curve like a spirit level!

by Iain1977 February 21, 2008

is our children learning

George W Bush's speech on education. The full quote is, "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?"

Geroge W. Bush said, "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" No George, they isn't.

by Barry Manilow II March 24, 2006

learning community

A pc term for we fucked up our schools, and want to come out and fuck up yours. It lowers the quality of the good and average schools while not improving the quality of the horrible schools.

Now that we have a learning community, the resources that went to the good schools, are now wasted on the horrible schools.

by benth January 9, 2010