Mike- Dude, I had some serious leaky faucet after that bad Chinese food last night.
Tony- I did not need to know that.
Tony- I did not need to know that.
by ilikebatteries May 28, 2010
Get the Leaky Faucetmug. The Leaky Faucet
The Leaky Faucet, is not only considered to be a sex act, but it also serves as a means to administer illicit substances.
The Leaky Faucet involves three naked people:
* Person A will be positioned on all fours
* Person B will be laying down, face up, between person A’s legs looking up toward their genitalia
* Person C will have prepared a medicine syringe, with the chosen illicit substance, and will insert that syringe into person A’s rectum; essentially, boofing them with the substance.
* Person B will then open their mouth to drink the drippings of the excess fluid from person A’s rectum
And thus, you have…The Leaky Faucet
The Leaky Faucet, is not only considered to be a sex act, but it also serves as a means to administer illicit substances.
The Leaky Faucet involves three naked people:
* Person A will be positioned on all fours
* Person B will be laying down, face up, between person A’s legs looking up toward their genitalia
* Person C will have prepared a medicine syringe, with the chosen illicit substance, and will insert that syringe into person A’s rectum; essentially, boofing them with the substance.
* Person B will then open their mouth to drink the drippings of the excess fluid from person A’s rectum
And thus, you have…The Leaky Faucet
by Booferella June 2, 2023
Get the The Leaky Faucetmug. When your girl's laying down and you bend your hard meatstick in half and drip happy juice on her, like a leaky faucet
Guy 1: "Dude, I really need to fix my leaky faucet"
Guy 2: "What, is the valve broken?"
Guy 1: "Nah, my dick keeps dripping on girlfriend"
Guy 2: O.o
Guy 2: "What, is the valve broken?"
Guy 1: "Nah, my dick keeps dripping on girlfriend"
Guy 2: O.o
by Nswan July 9, 2011
Get the Leaky Faucetmug. This strange and rare occurrence finds its way into the bedroom following a good tag in the ass. Post tag, the dude pisses in her ass. Remnants will drip out at a leaky pace.
by T-Bone.UNL September 30, 2007
Get the Leaky Faucetmug. When your at a party and two people are aduably having sex in another room, they're not having sex, they're just fixing the leaky faucet.
At sians house:
(sexual noises)
Kiki, Andy what are you doing in there?
errrr.....
uhhhh.....
Were just fixing the leaky faucet!
(sexual noises)
Kiki, Andy what are you doing in there?
errrr.....
uhhhh.....
Were just fixing the leaky faucet!
by Dmonney September 12, 2005
Get the Fixing the leaky faucetmug. A sex act in which a man, right as he is about to ejaculate, walks over to a freezer and freezes his penis for 8-12 hours. After his penis is thoroughly frozen, he walks back to his partner and holds his penis over his or her mouth, allowing cum to slowly drip out as the penis thaws.
Person 1: "Damn bro, my girl wants me to give her a Montana Leaky Faucet tomorrow and I'm not sure if I'm ready!"
Person 2: "Your penis will surely hurt!"
Person 2: "Your penis will surely hurt!"
by 21spendexx August 20, 2021
Get the Montana Leaky Faucetmug. when gare bear gets too excited with maya so his faucet starts leaking and she makes him clean it with a tissue
by alligator fuckmaster 2.0 ;) July 15, 2019
Get the leaky faucetmug.