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Leafblower

A derogatory term for fans of the NHL hockey team, the Toronto Maple Leafs.
You're in a bar in Toronto at the beginning of the hockey season. "Are you hearing these fucking Leafblowers? They think Toskala will win the Vezina! Goddamn Leafblowers!"
by lungpigger April 9, 2009
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texas leafblower

after taking a hit of weed, you blow it in the girls vagina, then suck it out
by crazy mexican May 19, 2008
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leafblower

when two gay men get into a sixty nine position and blow into eachothers' assholes.
'watch out for joane, he went in to far when doing leafblower the other day."
by leafblower69 April 8, 2020
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leafblower joke

1. A specific type of joke where the punch line is completely unrelated to the preceding set-up; commonly met with dead silence, although a masterful joke may elicit laughs due to sheer stupidity.

2. A version of an anti-joke that depends upon a stupid punch line instead of a logical one.

Origin: The name of this joke came about as a result of when a drug-user forgot the punch line to a joke, and simply ended it with "leafblower".
Dude 1: "Hey, what was the punch line to that leafblower joke you told me earlier about that cactus?"

Dude 2: "Oh, that one. I think it was something about a styrofoam cup."
by Zachariahsmith April 4, 2011
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Leafblower

mexican male.
There is really no distinguishing one from another, because they are all only qualified to do yard work. Mostly on the grounds they are too lazy or stupid to learn English, the native language of the country they are living in.
Leafblowers live 20 deep in an apartment and play mexican circus music all damn day.

Hey we need to get our lawn mowed! We should call one of those leafblowers to do it!
by ttmike42 December 20, 2008
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lesbian leafblower

When one lesbian blows air into another lesbian's vaginal crevice using a leafblower and or blowing device.
Wowzers ... my life partner got a new blowing device last night. It was the best leaftblower i ever got.
by Rob S. April 9, 2005
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leafblower

Where you squat over a chicks face and fart, and all the little flecks of shit and toilet paper smack her real good.
So i layed her on the bed, told her to close her eyes, and then i leafblowed all over her!
by J-bizzle December 21, 2003
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