laying pipe

Pooper sex.

Man, I was laying pipe with this one nasty chick last night and she farted and cried at the same time.

by B. Miller October 22, 2003

Laying pipe

This is when you slap your penis on the table

Bro do you see that hobo over there laying pipe

by Swpus May 27, 2019

laying pipe

A term used in TV writing. It's things that you wouldn't actually say in life, but they say it on TV to help you understand what's happening in the story.

A character saying, "You're my sister and I love you...", so that we understand that she is the character's sister is laying pipe.

by Bama Self June 17, 2006

Laying Pipe

When you dig a trench so you can bury metal or ceramic tubes (or pipes), for a water or electrical lines.

Hey bro, I'll be off at 6 today. I'm still laying Pipe.

by SlangBrain101 April 4, 2021

Laying Pipe

A term that's means that you are sucking up to someone in order to advance yourself for personal or professional gain.

Brandon was laying pipe with Lizz so that he could take Alex to Chipotle and then play FIFA.

by LizzLovesCats December 4, 2016

Laying pipe

To lay pipe is to absolutely rail a man.

Laying pipe is to rail a man
E.g. Jamie - "I just laid pipe in Zong, he got it pretty rough"
Zong (overhears Jamie's words) - "yeah I did"

by Harrydon May 30, 2023

Laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey

Person 1:Jack was laying pipe last night.

Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.

Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.

by Omencaptains June 13, 2024