lay pipe

To have sex or bone.

I really have to lay some pipe!

by caesar December 9, 2003

lay pipe

Rap term for having sex

I lay pipe with all the lonely bitches while their husbanz hard at work.

by Nickotine June 3, 2005

laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey

who laid pipe last night? i laid pipe last night

by mikesull November 6, 2002

lay pipe

Refers to the act of pooping, specifically a turd that makes contact with the bowl from back to front - similar to the action of laying sewer pipe.

"I hadn't shit in three days so I really needed to lay pipe."

by Jack December 23, 2004

laying pipe

Doing a great big dump that renders the toilet unusable for the next hour due to pungency.

"Where's Tim? He's been gone for half an hour."

"He's laying pipe.

by turqoisenoise April 4, 2011

laying pipe

(v) To take or the act of taking a shit. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.

"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."

by Tom January 9, 2005

laying pipe

when a girl sleeps with a guy with a large penis

Damn, I'd heard Joe be laying pipe

by Monique May 13, 2004