faycation

A vacation where you spend time every day logging in to email and checking voice mail. "fake" + "vacation" = "faycation"

Melanie went away to Aruba for a week, but she spent hours each day working during her faycation.

by chicagodom April 10, 2009

daycation

A day trip. A day long vacation. Most daycations take place in amusement parks, or sometimes the beach.

Pete: Why weren't you at work yesterday?

Bill: Oh, the girlfriend and I took a daycation to six flags.

by bobmcd123 August 28, 2007

laytionship

defined as the 'other woman', or 'fuck buddy'

i met this chic at the bar and realized the only thing shed be good for is a laytionship.

by Nickhead November 9, 2007

social location fraud

Tricking a social location service--like Foursquare, Loopt, or Gowalla--into thinking you're someplace you're not.

Dude, how did this guy become the Mayor of the North Pole?? That's some social location fraud right there.

by Philosophistry March 15, 2010

Date Time Location

A more specific When And Where with a Get To The Point kind of question. Perfect for when you're in a hurry and want to set a meeting quickly. Or when some fuckboy tries to ask you out. Or when you're bored and you want to find some niggas to chill with.

Boy: Um, hey wanna go out?
Girl: Who the fuck are you?
Boy: That's irrelevant. Go out with me.
Girl: Date Time Location.
Boy: Uh, I don't know like Tuesday, 3:00, The Park.
Girl: Okay I'll think about it. No. And get the fuck out my face.
Boy: NIGGA!

by Merthod January 31, 2015

Location Shifting Syndrome

lack of productivity or zero productivity resulting from moving your WFH office from one location to another. One typically recovers within 2 weeks.

I just shifting back to my hometown and due to Location Shifting Syndrome, I'm not able to get back on track can't focus on work.

by miwsyed March 20, 2022

Raycation

A day in which Ray is absent from the office, thus providing his coworkers with a brief respite from his near endless barrage of mindless babbling and bragadocious chatter.

Man, Mondays suck...but at least we get a Raycation today.

by professor gobblety gook November 2, 2010