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LAWLOWNED

1. "LAWLOWNED" is a word used mostly in online games to show that you have "owned" someone in a way that is funny somehow.
2. a. "LAWLOWNED" be used in chat rooms to show that someone has been "owned" in real life in a humorous way. | b. This is usually used with a question mark at the end if you are unsure if the person was really "LAWLOWNED" or not.

SEE: own, owned, and lawl
1. I lawlowned you with that axe, dude!

2. a. Example 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me.
Example 2: LAWLOWNED!

b. Example 1: I have a test tomorrow at school.
Example 2: Lawlowned?
by CrazyChao December 20, 2007
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Mother-in-lawlandia

The place where Clinical Psychologists living in Montana go when their dreams of a happy family life and frequent copulations are thwarted by lowlife social workers from Texas. The word is derived from an incident involving a Clinical Psychologist who became engaged to a divorced woman living in Texas with her two children. The psychologist attempted to convince the social worker that he would be a good father if he gave up custody rights and let his children move to Montana with their mother. To sweeten the deal, he explained that they could live in a house with a mother-in-law apartment.

For two years the Clinical Psychologist harassed the social worker through emails including an increasingly bizarre combination of insults and scientific literature reviews. He even tried to force the hand of the social worker by marrying and impregnating his ex-wife. When he finally became convinced that the social worker did not want to become a better father by giving up his children, he abruptly moved into the mother-in-law apartment, armed himself with a shotgun and a hook-on beard, and declared himself the ruler of the soverign nation of Mother-in-lawlandia.

After a shoot-out with ATF agents ended with his mortal wounding, the Clinical Psychologist was found muttering, "Including snow! Including snow!" which he continued doing until he expired.

Since this incident, any time a Clinical Psychologist living in Montana goes crazy after waiting until his late 30s to find a suitable mate who lives 5 hours away by plane and is thwarted for two years by her ex-husband in his attempt to set up a houshold with her in Montana, he is said to have gone to Mother-in-lawlandia.
If that crazy mother-fucking Clinical Psychologist doesn't hurry up and get laid, he'll end up in Mother-in-lawlandia.
by Webster February 12, 2005
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lawlwut

A corruption of lol into lawl, and what into wut. Then they get sticked together.
Reid: I just ate a baby!

Mike: Lawlwut?!
by noclip October 13, 2007
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lawlagram

A lawlagram is when you send a funny message, or do a funny action to another person.
OMFGz that noob just got sent a lawlagram!
by Kai D. February 20, 2008
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LAWLWARZ

-Laughing at weiners length with a random z.
Girl #1: OMG, YOU SAW IS PENIS TOO?
Girl #2: LAWLWARZ. YES!!)*@()!*#
by JAYEBBY, July 27, 2009
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lawlage

its like pwnage but its like you do something funny hence the word lawlage
Edgar: yeah that fat fuck got me into trouble for speeding
Michelle: oh that sucks
Edgar: yeah but when i was driving back to my house he was driving behind me and i went like 5mph
Michelle: HA LAWLAGE!
by Edgar Barrett November 3, 2007
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Lawlwut

Lawlwut is when you are 'lol'ing at something really stupid or something you have no idea what it is, Yet it is funny.
Dog: Is the kettle still hot? I want some coffee.
Me: Umm, Youre talking?
Dog:Hai Hai Hai...
Me: Lawlwut?
by I just pew pewed. January 21, 2009
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