Bro-In-Law

Your friends friend, basically a mutual but who the fuck wants to say that when you can say “Bro-In-Law”.

Guy 1: Yeah I had no clue who he was, but I dapped him up anyway because he was my Bro-In-Law.
Guy 2: What the hell is a Bro-In-Law?
Guy 1: it’s your friends buddy you don’t know.
Guy 2: oh so like a mutual?
Guy 1: i guess so

by PillCrosby December 26, 2025

Law Brothers

Its for a group of boys who believe in their own laws and act as both judge and jury for the actions of the people around them, even if they are not part of the group of boys.

Essentially a circle jerk of guys who are in their own fantasy.

Girl1: I cant stand the bunch of guys. They are just playing everything by their own rules. Its so annoying.
Girl2: I know right. They are just a group of Law Brothers.

by TheJenerate March 3, 2021

Law BROKER

A MACLONNBEVELI RAP GROUP SAME THING AS LONNIE JUNIOR MOBFIA AND BJ2K. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. Homies that break the law fight and sell weed and club party.

I invented and made and created the law brokers. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙 ✨.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq June 12, 2021

Broly Law

When a man overly criticizes a women who is clearly attractive, man must post pictures of current girlfriend for comparison. In the event that man has an ugly girlfriend or none at all, man must GTFO.

*Guy 1 posts picture of obviously attractive woman*

Guy 2: Meh. Her elbows are too pointy. And her ears are too small.

Guy 3: Guy 2, Broly Law is now in effect.

by PatDylan May 6, 2009

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023

Brown's Law

Brown's Law: As the actions of an individual become more absurd, lacking in common sense, or otherwise inexplicable, the probability that alcohol was involved approaches 1 (100%).

Invoking Brown's Law is often preceded by the phrase "Dude, hold me beer."

by WhereMuhBeer July 1, 2011

brother by law

The relation that results from your sister marrying a meathead. AKA: bromo, the inconvenient meeting of brother-in-law and homo.

"My brother by law is such a bromo, he is in a Wham! "tribute" band, drives a mid 80s Dodge Charger, and has been to see Mamma Mia in the theater --- three times."
"What a choad that guy is."

by nolajohn May 19, 2009