Brock Landers

Degenerate losing sports bettor who borrows money from co-workers and doesn't pay them back, takes out car title loans, and writes bad checks to chase his losses. He only plays big public favorites and square parlays. He likes to gamble and post on gambling forums while on family vacation. When you see a Brock Landers "Rubberband Play", pound the opposite side with confidence.

Brock Landers: Illinois is only -6? A FUKKIN RUBBERBAND PLAY!

by broke lenders January 19, 2012

Horny nigga laundry basket

A phrase that is shouted when a person wants to become a superhero .

You shout it in the middle of a busy street to gain the powers

Gary: whatch this I have superpowers
Spencer: yeah right

Gary: horny nigga laundry basket

by User 696969 July 13, 2019

laundrodelica

Any musak heard in a laundromat in the 1970's. Experience is perfected by the presence of avacado green dryers, burnt umber washing machines, wallpaper with orange asterisks, contact paper on the countertops festooned with olive drab polka-dotted mushrooms, and Family Circle magazines in the seating area.

Ann Murray
The Carpenters
Percy Faith
Esquivel
Les Baxter
Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass

by Rex Cavendish May 26, 2005

laundrybat

A person that will only do laundry at night after the sun has departed.

Tom is always doing laundry at night. I know he is such a laundrybat.

by Dice9100 January 5, 2016

paul landers

Second guitarist for Rammstein. Fucking hilarious on stage, and overall a legendary person, just like the other Rammstein members. Used to play in Feeling B with Rammstein's keyboardist Christian "Flake" Lorenz.

Paul Landers is a fucking genius!!

by Lithium October 27, 2015

Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide

The Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide involves the following; one extra large adult diaper, and a heaping dose of laxatives. To carry out the act, two people engaged in coitus wear the same adult diaper an hour or so after consuming the laxatives. Ideally, during climax the fecal material should begin to leak thoroughly, coating the couple.

My grandmother got a serious urinary tract infection after doing the Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide.

by Ryan & Ben January 28, 2007

laundrification

adj. Sex in a laundry room

ie: Laundry + fornication

(obviously the creator of said word does not realize how many other words end with the pseudo-suffix "cation")

Clean up the dryer tops because this weekend, it's time for some laundrifaction.

by Radiotheatre September 25, 2003