I choked on my latte

Expression of disbelief upon hearing or reading a phrase or comment of great pretence, alternatively inherent wit, irony, sardonic brutality or plain mirth. The response implies a certain pretence and commensurate self deprecation on the part of the respondent. Also it may be used as a barb to insinuate a pretentiousness inherent in the inciting comment or the respondent's interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the nation's greatest playwright, I choked on my latte"

by Hoherbass October 6, 2019

Latter

The second option of the two, but when stated sounds like a third option.

Steve: We can either use a boom lift or scissor lift to get up to there.

Chuck Norris: I prefer the latter.

by Life lemons December 13, 2018

pumpkin spice latte

A drink from starbucks that many white girls drink during the fall while dressed in boots (typically uggs), yoga pants (or leggings of some sort), and a jacket.

There must have been a lot of pumpkin spice lattes at the university in the winter, because all of the girls were wearing yoga pants, uggs, and a jacket.

by Viscerous November 15, 2013

Pumpkin spice latte

Literally the whitest product on earth

Sharrisa:OMG Jessica have you tried this pumpkin spice latte frappuchino cappuchino cold brew acai blessed berry macchioto with cinnamon toast crunch and garlic. Jessica:Yasss bit** ive tried the pumpkin spice latte frappuchino cappuchino acai blessed berry macchioto with cinnamon toast crunch and garlic but I added a side of donkey shi* and hazelnut spread on butter! In sync:YASSSSS

by WhiteVanMan489 July 27, 2019

Blumpkin Spice Latte

--noun
1. An act or instance of receiving a blumpkin while in a Starbucks bathroom.

--adjective
1. immediate disgust described upon accidentally tasting a Pumpkin Spice Latte.

"Fall is my favorite season because all the girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants are ready to give Blumpkin Spice Lattes!"

alternate:
"Uh! My order is wrong and I'm going to puke-- this is Blumpkin Spice Latte!"

by RachRiot September 22, 2014

latte is horse

It seems like it's a grammatically wrong phrase but it is actually Koreanized English term which means "When I was your/at your age" or "during my time". Since "나 때(Na ddae)" sounds like "Latte" and "말이야(Mal ee yah)" sounds like "is (a) horse", Koreans translated these into English in their own way and using the phrase in a daily basis. It is a common phrase used among boomer generations.

The phrase can be used in a satiric way in a certain situation like below.

Youngling: Man, Fxxx this. Can't do this anymore.

Boomer: Son, when I was your age...
Youngling: Sir, I do really respect you in every way but "Latte is horse" ain't work in this situation.

by NekoAttack August 5, 2020

ass latte

A frothy mixture of anal mucus and sperm whipped up in a viscosity to that of a meringue pie.

Sorry Troy, I didn't mean to put too much cream in that ass latte we shared last night.

by Diego Roma January 13, 2017