hairy lasso

The sexual parts of a woman. Also my favourite part.

See alsocunt twat pussy

Johnny: Hey look at her hairy lasso
Johno: Fuck yeah!

by Johno W December 30, 2007

poo lasso

When you do a sneaky fart, then walk around an unsuspecting victim, ensuring there is a 'lasso' of the stench of your poo around them. There is no escape from the smell

"I quickly and like a stealth ninja farter, surrounded him with my poo lasso"

by Mc Buzzell May 3, 2016

Pussy Lassoed

The stage before being full-on pussy whipped.

He'd only been with her a week and he was already pussy lassoed, it's only a matter of time before he's completely whipped

by Mr. Polo Dolo October 10, 2011

lasso of shame

A used condom that is tied at one end and used to slap someone in the face after fornicating with them.

Jasmine made me use a condom, so I gave her the lasso of shame.

by CuntFucker69 October 15, 2009

fart lasso

A fart so bad that its like someone wrapped a lasso around your neck and pulled it tight. You can't breathe.

Dude, yesterday I gave Chris the ol' fart lasso. He didn't breathe for so long he turned purple!

by Flaming Moobs December 3, 2013

African Lasso

When a male with a penis extending over 7 inches swings his god given gift around creating a lasso effect.

You should have seen the bruise on her face. She was giving him head and he hit her with the African Lasso

by Butchugger12345 May 29, 2018

El Paso Lasso

When a person poops in a tube sock, slapping there partner in the face with that poop filled tube sock.

"When Jenna was sleeping I gave her the good old El Paso Lasso, woke the bitch right up."

by longshot201 August 5, 2008