LASER

what should be 'freaking' attached to the heads of sharks in Dr. Evils lair, but he has ill tempered sea bass instead

by The shiznit June 27, 2003

Lasered

A term in Halo 3 similar to verbs like sniped, when some is fragged directly through the Spartan Laser. This is shown in the text commentary as player 1 lasered Player 2. This is known to be one of the more comedic sayings of Halo 3.

Did you see how I lasered both of them them in one charge?!

by Krunkmister October 19, 2007

LASER

Light Amplification through Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

Mr. Arnold: So, who's gay enough to know what 'LASER' stands for?
Crazy Hobo: Oooo--Ooo, me! Raises hand
Mr. Arnold: Yeeess? Raises eyebrow at Hobo

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

With Lasers

It makes anything cooler.!!

Man - "Hey, what'd you do last night?"
Man2 - *jerkishly* "Your mom!"
Man - "with lasers!"

by ASF18A! February 25, 2010

laser

A gun used to zap people with and shit

I'll shoot you with my lazor piece.

Pew! Pew! Pow! Zap! Boing!

by sux0r December 17, 2003

laser

One of the highest adjectives in describing something completely awesome.
The only thing above laser, is lasermazing.

Yeah, that MF DOOM track was pretty laser.

by duplo June 11, 2004

laser

Another word for a cumshot; ejaculate

After getting head, I lasered her face.

by Kruug February 25, 2009