laser 

Another word for a cumshot; ejaculate

After getting head, I lasered her face.

laser by Kruug February 25, 2009

laser 

Dr. Evil's secret invention to be used to sear the Earth. Air-quotes are to be used when saying this word.

Mini-Me, please stop humping the "laser"!

laser by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003

laser 

1. A device that converts incident electromagnetic radiation of mixed frequencies to discrete frequencies of highly amplified and coherent ultraviolet, visible, or infrared radiation.

2. The only thing that trumps shotgun when riding in a car. It is the driver's final call, but otherwise if you yell laser, you ride in the passenger seat. Does not work if nobody has called shotgun yet. If you yell shotgun, you can't yell laser too.

1. I'm going to use my laser to point at this piece of paper
2. person 1: shotgun
person 2: laser
person 1: god damn it.

laser by iz. April 17, 2006

laser 

any tool or object that can be used like MacGyver did his Swiss Army Knife.

Dawg, picked up a laser and fixed up the truck.

laser by miosis March 5, 2004

Laser 

"Light Amplification through Stimulated Emission of Radiation"

Don't point that laser in my eye I might go blind!

Laser by Shawn Underwood January 9, 2007

Laser 

An alternative term for receiving a blowjob.

Person 1: yo have you gotten any laser recently?

Person 2: na I get no bitches.

Laser by Major laser September 16, 2023

laser 

Means the same thing as loser, but cooler.

Wow look at how Sabrina fails.
I know, what a laser.

laser by HD Penguin June 2, 2011