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Lawsoning

Lawsoning- (Law-suhn-ing) Verb- The act of giving the appearance of popularity, even though you truly are a sober weenie. (2) noun- The act of posting drunk facebook statuses to act cool even though you are, indeed, a sober weenie. Highly effective in obtaining friends.
man, that dude is so lame. but right now hes lawsoning so well i want to text him and hang out with him.
by bshine August 6, 2011
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larkining

The term used for someone begging for 'likes' on Facebook, 'retweets' on Twitter and anything else social media related. To 'Larkin' someone is to act like a complete moron to make people significantly younger like you, and to make everyone your own age and older to hate you with a passion. 'Larkining' is an unfortunate affect of social media hogging and thinking that you're better than you are.
"Wow did you see Dave's Facebook page? He's been posting himself acting like a dog"
"God he's Larkining like mad at the moment. Unfortunately only idiotic youngsters like him"
by Lord Dangleballs October 15, 2015
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larsonist

A Larsonist a Larsa Marie Pippen fan. Larsonists are stan’s of Larsa Pippen! Larsa Marie Pippen is an American reality television personality, socialite, and businesswoman. She is an original main cast member on Bravo's reality series The Real Housewives of Miami, appearing since its premiere in 2011, rejoining in 2021.
“OMG! I love Larsa Pippen! That makes me a Larsonist”
by doritslay April 11, 2023
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larsonist

Someone who steals something only to set it on fire.
This guy I know stole a girl's ipod and set it on fire in his backyard, I think he's a larsonist, what an idiot...
by Pippi Longstockings April 3, 2010
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parsoning

Named after a kid named Parsons. Verb; to play the worst practical joke possible on someone.
I'm gonna parson his house the fuck up.

or

You just got parsoned
by von herring October 28, 2004
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Laytoning

to reverse Nickleback an item or idea. to dislike a popular trend.
"Chick-fil-a is shit tootsie rolls are a better chicken sandwich"

"shut up and stop Laytoning bro"
by SSJVan November 4, 2020
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largoing the game

Named for Detroit area barfly.
If you're in the middle of a game of pool and decide to order drinks, talk to other bar patrons, go out and smoke a joint, etc., making bar patrons wait to play pool, you are largoing the game.
"Dude I put quarters up on the table twenty minutes ago. Who's playing?"
"No mind, that guy's just largoing the game."
by recklessamy December 10, 2007
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