lard 

An expression used to convey feelings of annoyance, irritation, dissatisfaction, or general disgust towards a particular situation, or a comment made by somebody.

"Man, that new Vin Diesel movie is amazing!"
"....Lard"

lard by Mitch Martin August 10, 2007

Lard 

A awesome friend who doesnt care that lard is his nickname, wicked sense of humour!!

"Hey Lard"
"Hey what"

Lard by elese, em, milly & shannon January 27, 2009

Lard 

An annoying fatass whom you still hang out with even though he's a moron and his speech and thoughts never make any sense. Alledged to have marijuana flowing in his bloodstream.

Why thinking like Lard you dumbass.

Lard by gongkia December 27, 2003

lard 

Jello Biafra's (from Dead Kennedys) collaboration with Al Jourgensen from Ministry.

lard by MeBabyMe July 23, 2003

Lard 

Lards are fat people that people use to cook their burger meat in.

Tina you fat lard come get some dinner

Lard by froggeries September 17, 2016

lard 

animal fat

or a person thats really fat and thinks it super funny

a funny looking fat thing

Jabba the Hut.... what a lard?!?
Put some lard on that pan girl!?!

lard by meaniewtf June 8, 2009

Lard 

What Grizz's mom was made with.

Grizz: Shortcake... Is that made with lard?

Master Phinnaeus: ...Your mom's made with lard.

Lard by Master Phinnaeus March 26, 2005