Laundergency

The situation in which dirty laundry has built up to the point it starts interfering with daily life. A laundry emergency.

Yesterday I had such a laundergency I wore the same underwear for the third day in a row.

by SirGrahamCracker June 29, 2009

money-laundering

Where a clothes-washing-service employee intentionally adds a really muddy/greasy garment or towel to your merely-lightly-soiled laundry, causing the entire load to not get sufficiently cleaned when washed the first time, and therefore "obliging" the worker to throw said wash back into the machine for another full laundering-cycle, which of course you end up getting charged for, and thus the establishment dishonestly makes extra money that way.

I always do my own wash at a self-service laundromat... I don't trust "professional" outfits that do it for you --- too many money-laundering establishments out there!

by QuacksO August 22, 2018

lavandertowne

lavandertowne is a really popular youtube artist who makes cute art her most popular series is turning blank in to cute girls

1:LAVANDERTOWNE IS THE BEST YOUTUBER EVER
2:lavandertowne is amazing at art

by anonymous October 6, 2020

money laundering

1. when a group of criminal makes money out of illegal arms sales, smuggling, organized crime, drug trafficking, prostitution rings, embezzlement, insider trading, bribery and computer fraud schemes hide how they make their money by disguising the sources, changing the form, or moving the funds to a place where they are less likely to attract attention.
2. when you wash your pants and there is still money inside them

Money laundering is done on a world scale

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

launder

To conceal the source of money as by channeling it through an intermediary.

Look at us. We're such nerds we're looking up money laundering in the dictionary.

by liron00 October 7, 2006

launderstimate

Launderestimate is when you underestimate the amount of laundry you need to do.

Mom: You had all the weekend and still the laundry is not done?
Son: Sorry mom, I launderstimated.

by jsx February 13, 2013

skank laundering

(n.) Similar to the act of "money laundering" whereas the process consists of hiding money and also making more money through a sometimes concealed entity. Conversely, "skank laundering" is the process of hiding the source of skanking by processing it through another entity such as "hanging with the bros" or "working" and then continuously banging new filthy skanks while avoiding suspicion from significant others or fagot social media.

Tony: "So I been skanking down the shore in Belmar all summer bro, fuck that facebook shit, girls catch on and alert other skanks.

Paisan:"straight up skank laundering T"

by Who am I? Who the hell are u? January 10, 2014