Lapkin

Poop, feces, shit, crap, stool, etc.

oh, I ate some mexican food and a took a huge lapkin afterwards

by Hannah poop lapkin March 31, 2008

lapkin

When your hands are dirty and you have no serviettes, and you wipe your hands on your jeans that's called using your "Lapkin". There is a new word for you all -"Lapkin"

Josh had dirty hands and wiped them on his "Lapkin"

by paulydictionary November 12, 2015

lapsing

Covertly typing on your phone on your lap under a table or desk during a meeting.

They were lapsing through the whole meeting.... how rude!

by lapsinator October 1, 2017

dappy lapkins

When spooning with your significant other and they fart on your balls.

After eating 6 cheese biscuits, I couldn't help but to dappy Lapkins my man most of the night.

by Jillydillyo December 18, 2017

Time Lapsing

The process of rising and falling in the political (time/space) hyper speed world.

It only took a (political) TIME LAPSING to see the powerful candidate become a negative meme with no real support.

by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019