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lavedan

Having trouble pushing out a huge dookie, but in the end being able to.

The best way to accomplish a 'Lavedan' is to imagine a thousand little midgets (wearing pointy hats) trying to push it out.

also refers to: the bliss one achieves after having pushed out a dookie
Yesterday i had to push out two dookies within the hour. The second one was so big, i couldn't push it out at first. It just had Lavedan written all over it. But in the end.... i created a masterpiece. Worthy to be named among such works as the Mona Lisa or the Venus de Milo
by Bigbird Bob November 12, 2006
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Lapdance

A seductive dance done mostly by a female either while sitting in the Male's Lap or so close that its hard to control an erection.

There are various forms of lapdance performed with more or less the same objective of teasing or exciting and/or gratifying the feeling of physical contact between the sexual organs of the bodies.

In a Lapdance, a female(generally) may rub her breasts,groin,vagina on Male's Penis,chest or even face all the while dancing seductively.

There are Strip Clubs that charge some amount for those interested in getting a Lapdance. Sometimes it goes beyond that and leads to sexual activity between the lapdancer and the customer.
"Maria did a Lapdance for me last night; I was so hard and excited that I gave her a real nice fuck"

" That country club has good Lapdance offers starting from $20, I plan to get my first lapdance this weekend there."
by Wizkidrx March 12, 2009
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Lapedis

The definition of lapedis is very loose, it can mean a variety of things. It can be used as an affectionate name for a lover, it can refer to genitalia, or it can be used to replace song lyrics you do not know. It is commonly used in the Northeastern United States. It can mean anything you want it to mean.
Example 1: Come here you sexy lapedis
Example 2: My lapedis is really itchy
Example 3: Lapedis! Lapedis! Lapedis!
Example 4: All these lapedises are pissing me off!
by adur14 October 23, 2010
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LapdanceTop

A pointless new way of saying Laptop. Used when your laptop is acting slow, or "slutty", hence the lap-dance reference!
"Ugh , my Lapdancetop is being such a whore tonight, sorry!"

"It's fine, i'm going off to your birthday now anyways"
by Klynchwich October 28, 2008
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zedis lapedis

Originally a term of surprise or shock as coined by the Disney Channel original movie "Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century" it has also become a cuss word substitute
Instead of "F*ck, that test was hard!", one would say:
"Zedis Lapedis, that test was hard!"
by Cindy-lu February 20, 2010
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Lapdance baby

A baby concieved between a stripper and a costumer when a lap dance or other sex service inside a titty bar turns into sexual intercourse
She decided to become a waitress after she had her scare with a "Lapdance baby".
by Jtrigger April 22, 2011
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Malaysian lapdance

Shit your pants and do not wipe. Then proceed to give a standard lapdance with your shit acting as lube.
Wow, i was so wasted last night that i let Christina give me a Malaysian lapdance.
by JA88 November 12, 2010
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