Landenberger

The act of pretending to be a quasi famous professional athlete with the intent to seduce a member of the opposite sex to engage in sexual favors including but not limited to the blumpkin.

Mike pulled a Landenberger last night while wearing his Kevin Youkilis jersey at the Big Easy.

by funnyburga May 23, 2006

Landen

He wasn't just a boy. He was happiness. He was the world. The one person that you cared about more than anything. Someone who didn't judge you and always thought you were beautiful no matter what. The one person that made you feel like everything would be okay. The person that you least expected to ever hurt you, that told you they'd always love you, then one day... he just stops. And so does your mind. Oh, thinking about him makes my heart hurt. ~ E

There's never been anyone better than Landen.

by lolitakitten April 5, 2013

Landen

A hurting boy who need someone, he is an adorable boy who needs love, he's a very cheesy, and romantic guy, he is always there for you and will never hurt you, he is protective and understanding and a great person to have in your life

person 1. Wow, who is that,

me. my boyfriend landen isnt he sweet <3

by #INLOVEBITCHES<3 April 25, 2019

Landen

The one guy that will cheer you up and just fun to hang with and that guy that is great at football

Landen is awesome

by Landen December 30, 2016

Landen Phillips

hes gay

Ew he's such a Landen Phillips

by whitegirl33604 January 10, 2022

Landen Johnson

A person who will not stop to dominate the competition. If you know someone named this RUN. Run as far as you can after that take a bus and then an AMTRAK train. Get the nuclear codes and nuke the town where "Landen Johnson" lives. I wish you luck to survive. God help us all.....

Landen Johnson burned down my house because I forgot to give his pen back.
Landen Johnson threw Terry off a bridge because he forgot to pay him his $20.

by Ctrl+Shift+Esc May 5, 2022

Landen Odegard

usually referred to as big dick Landen with a dick bigger than the Eiffel tower measures up to 178 feet tall the women are all over him he cant not pick up women he tries his best but as soon as they look him up and down there in love the women use his nickname his buddy's refer to him as the rizzler, rizzlord, rizzly bear, adolf rizzler

"woah your dick is massive who are you Landen odegard" or "holy moly that is one massive cock holy moly are your parents blue whales" or "I wish I had the genes of Landen odegard I have no women I have negative rizz"

by dig bick Landen April 25, 2023