langas mom

langas hot mom aka nanako hasegawa

ex: wow langas mom is really hot

by langasmomporn March 12, 2021

Langar

A hunch back with a small dick who wont shut the fuck up

That kid over there, his name is Finn and he is a fucking langar

by ChillBill668 August 17, 2023

Colombian Landslide

The aftermath of a strong brewed Colombian coffee which results in a stomach-clearing shit-storm. This poo is not like any regular, solid poo; rather, it is a slimey, smooth, and smelly production. Post Colombian Landslide, one may feel 10-20 lbs lighter, happier, and healthier.

"Don't use the bathroom for a while, I had some Chipotle last night and just had a Colombian Landslide in there"

"My stomach hurts, I think I should have a coffee and induce a Colombia Landslide"

by EWMB March 4, 2018

langatang

The act of delivering a blow or wack to your drug dealers head with a empty fourty ounce malt liquor beverage container, and then taking your drugs and leaving enough cash to cover fair market value of the drugs on the dealers unconscious body.

Hey man did you hear, Scottie to Hottie got locked up! I herd he got caught trying to langatang the shit out of Justin Timberlake!

by Johnny B Gude June 2, 2009

San Lang

a nickname meaning "third son" in Chinese Mandarin. Is also a ultra mega simp lord that stalks their crush for 800 years.

"San Lang help me there's a gust of wind coming my way!"
-Protecc mode-

by Shrekerman May 22, 2021

Langa

Reki’s dense boyfriend

Langa: Are you okay?

Reki: *flinches* yeah

Langa: okay

by getadumbassforfree March 11, 2021

auld lang syne sex

This refers to sex that occurs between two individuals who once had a relationship, whether married or girlfriend-boyfriend, but who are no longer affiliated. Auld lang syne sex occurs when one or both of the people involved enjoyed the sexual aspect of the relationship, even if they broke up or grew apart.

Jeremy and Jessica had their differences, and ultimately divorced. However, they still got together from time to time for some auld lang syne sex. They figured that they had really terrific sex with each other; and, since they had once been married, it was really okay.

by evil pop tart December 11, 2009