Lance Syndrome

When a person decides to tell a love interest that they like them and get rejected, they become so depressed that instead of gaining weight they lose it.
(In honor of this kid who lost so much weight because he got rejected).

Pino: hey, have you noticed that Juan has lost a lot of weight?

Eddy: Oh, you didn't know? he suffered from Lance Syndrome. Some chick rejected him.

by Eddykid February 24, 2009

Lance stroll

He is a very overhated f1 driver because his dad owns a f1 team and he is a billionaire

Hey do u know lance stroll
Oh yeah. Daddy’s cash 🤡

by Freddie Mercury f1 addict March 22, 2021

free lance slam piece

A female who is used exclusively for sex but in this case isn't attached to any one "slammer." She leaves her options open.

Lidya is a free lance slam piece.

by Manbeast December 13, 2006

lance sparks

A very sweet,dreamy eyed, loving guy that makes Chloe smile just by looking at him. He is cute even when he is mad. He is the best thing that has ever happened to Chloe's life.

Chloe dosent know what she would ever do without Lance Sparks.

by Chloe Harville April 14, 2015

Pulling a Lance Stephenson

To blow into someone's ear

Brooklyn Nets veteran Kevin Garnett's "trash-talking" was taken to another level by blowing In David West's ear, pulling a Lance Stephenson.

by gordin December 28, 2014

lance sucks nuts

a shemale that likes to suck big hairy balls

So you pulled a lance sucks nuts last night?

by nutsucks September 26, 2009

Lance Stewart

The best youtuber ever and has a beautiful girlfriend named Lizzy Wurst. He is one of the most successful youtubers on YouTube. His YouTube name is Lance210

Lance Stewart is the best youtuber ever.

by Lance_210lover December 18, 2016