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Layaway

The act of keeping a cute chubby girls number, knowing that she has a gym membership, and calling her in 2-3 months hoping she shed the chub.
"Kristina is cute and all, but I just don't like chubby girls."

"She just started going to the gym, why don't you just keep her on layaway for awhile?"

"Hmmm, good idea!"
by Sdotmosa March 26, 2010
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Laneway

Another word for Driveway. Typically used for longer driveways in rural settings. Usually only wide enough for one vehicle at a time.
Giving Directions:
Yeah, when you get here you can turn down our laneway (it is number 3) and at the end you can park on the grass on the left side. That way your not blocking the laneway.
by Cookiesnotcake August 12, 2020
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redneck layaway

The act of storing or hiding an item at a store that you can’t afford at the moment so that you can come back and purchase them later.
Person 1: “That things pretty expensive. You sure you want to buy it right now?”

Person 2: “Nah, I’ll just do a redneck layaway.”
by AndyJaeven May 28, 2018
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Love on layaway

When two people like each other but are waiting to date until it’s good timing so they momentarily friendzone each other until it’s time to get serious.
Bailey I thought you and Cody were into each other , why aren’t you together?

We’re both really busy with school right now so we put our love on layaway we want to get together in the summer.
by Alanna Blythe May 30, 2018
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layaway

When you get on an underage girl's good side so that once she becomes legal, you can get her in the sack.
Man, I got the Olsen Twins on layaway...life's gonna be so good in a year...
by mawz April 1, 2003
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Laneway

Used as an 'in the know' synonym for 'cool'. The origin of the word is found within the heart of Melbourne, Australia's 'cool' culture: the laneway.

The word conjures imagery of graffiti (with artistic merit), hard to find bars and trendy clothing. It evokes the smells of pure espresso, gourmet focaccia and 'just created' innovative cocktails. It resonates with the sound of hip-hop jam sessions, stomping nouveau trance and funky jazz.

It is ... laneway.
Dude 1: Hey man, my slamming beats have scored me a record deal and the C-A-S-H is gonna be rolling in.

Dude 2: Dude, that's so laneway.
by Austral-australians May 1, 2010
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Lesbian Layaway

Developing a friendship with someone you are attracted to who is currently off the market to increase your chances of having sex with or dating them when they are available.

While straight people do this, lesbians have developed this into an art form and are often successful.
That girl Lauren is so hot, and I really want to date her but she's still involved with that behemoth girlfriend of hers. I'll just put her on Lesbian Layaway, become her "best friend" and wait until their crappy relationship ends again so I can sweep her off her feet.
by c-dawg lemaire January 10, 2012
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