Lanson

a very tall guy with a hot body but can also be shy

that tall dude over there is a lanson

by azngurlz December 31, 2010

Lawsoned

To get completely screwed over.

Usually by B&T Electronix, Barnes & Noble, or OnSale.

Dude 1 - "Did you get that Touchpad?"
Dude 2 - "Nah, dude, I got Lawsoned."
Dude 1 - "Ah, shit, I'm so sorry man..."
Dude 3 - "Dark Umber."

by SlickDealzzz September 14, 2011

lagony

The agony you feel while waiting for the internet to load.

This game is taking so long to load! Oh, the lagony!

by Pisces_butterfly April 14, 2021

Friendship Lagoon

A lingering, often irreversible situation in a budding relationship in which an eligible partner's attempts at seeking a mate are rebuffed or denied because of his or her failure to make it past friendship.

Dick - "Hey so whats up with you and Kate, are you screwing or what?"

Sam - "I was too slow to ask her out, and now we are stuck in friendship lagoon."

by bitchmasterfunk October 19, 2011

Nigella Lawson

British TV-Chef known for her large chest, ridiculous adjectives and ability to have multiple orgasms while cooking.

Is it just me or did nigella lawson just orgasm while squeezing that lemon?

by JSV24 August 2, 2008

Daniel Larson

Daniel Larson, often referred to as 'Mr. President', is a celebrity who works multiple jobs in the entertainment field while also updating his fans on tiktok with his current life situations. He is also currently dating Grace Vanderwaal (someone who is also working in the entertainment field).

His current jobs: Singer-songwriter, actor, and fashion model.

(some of) His phrases: currently, stay tuned, ceel, *anything mentioning his multiple cashapp accounts*, *anything about grace vanderwaal*, and many more including "his" brand called STD soaps.

Daniel also tends to have different eras. One of the most recent ones is "the institution/mental hospital" era in which Larson had told his fans that he was going to the hospital to see his mentor, but a day or so later, he was admitted into what we can only assume is a psychiatric hospital. He was placed on a hold/lockdown which many of his fans assume was a 5150.

He often complains about his care providers and how they usually only feed him (kraft?) macaroni and cheese.

Stay tuned, folks.

Person 1: Did you see daniel larson's new video?
Person 2: Yeah, we should probably donate to his cash app sometime soon.

by anonymous October 20, 2021

white lagoon

When a guy blows his load on a girl and fills up her belly button up with cum.

Shit Yeah, I came all fucking over her.. I even gave her a white lagoon.

by TZ January 6, 2005