YouTubal Ligation

The act of physically having to pull a friend or other close comrade away from the computer screen after they have spent hours upon hours of watching 3-4 minute clips of every random and senseless happening on YouTube.

"Hey, you look like you had NO sleep last night!"

"Eh..it was a busy night. It's very difficult being a teenager working for minimum wage and pulling seven hour shifts and then having to come home to perform YouTubal ligations on certain family members because it's 3 am and someone is watching clips from old Dane Cook shows and listening to techno with the speakers on full blast!"

"Wow, need a Starbucks?"

"Vicodin. Bring me Vicodin."

by Jill A. February 9, 2008

Lactation

The secretion of milk from the mammary glands. A common fetish

Ooh shit, i'm lactating!

by Tom May 2, 2003

erotic lactation

Suckin' some milk providing titties sexually!

Having a new baby isn't all bad, me and my wife can now engage in some erotic lactation!

by dunnomanatallyall February 27, 2014

laffations

a word used to describe uncontrollable or extremely excessive laughter

techer: sean stop your laffations
Sean: hahaha no im a douche bag and imma run my mouth for an hour

by i9dave May 9, 2008

Lactation Lettuce III

Lactation Lettuce III is the third attack on urbandictionary in the war against lettuce kink oppression. We demand justice. We. Demand. Justice. Freedom. Equality. Ranch legalization. The freedom to define and consume the lactated vegetable delecacy of crackheads worldwide.

Lactation Lettuce III was commanded into action by general warlord Mahatma Gandhi.

by Lactationlettucelovinlicker420 February 12, 2019

spontaneous lactation

When a women suddenly squirts milk out of her breast due to extreme surprise or pleasure.

Girl: why is there milk on the floor?
Girl 2: Spontaneous Lactation

by Fender315 March 4, 2015

Quick game of laxation

Quick game of laxation refers to act of using the spherical object commonly referred to as a handballs’ tendency to rebound off the surface of a lifted planar object; i.e: bench, table etc. This game includes two or more opponents to face opposite sides of this planar object and repeatedly rebound this bouncy object in a very short duration. Once one opponent fails to rebound the bouncy object backwards, they are eliminated.

"Quick game of laxation" (must be inquired cheerfully in a British accent)
"Ok" (must find closest lifted planar surface)

by Oxford dictionary。 August 23, 2022