lady boner

when a lady is aroused in her panties. Since she isn't capable of producing an actual erection, she is simply left with a lady boner.
"Stephan, thanks for showing me your HUGE DICK, now i have a lady boner!"
by theonlyjoe-c. May 03, 2008
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Lady boner

When your clit swells up, and so does the lips of your vagina. A tingling sensation in the crotch. Typically occurs when sexually aroused.
Person 1: Hey, you see Johns large dick? It’s almost 8 inches!
Person 2: Oh, I know! Look at my lady boner!
*pulls down pants to see swelling clitoris

Person 1: Oh my gosh! I guess you should get him! Your clit is almost as big as his penis!
by Pewdiepie4life August 29, 2019
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lady boner

Literally a boner that trans ladies get.
"Why did that person say lady boner when they don't even have a cock?"
"Yeah I don't know but think I'm going to go fap to porn with my lady boner~"
by Syldra109 October 12, 2013
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Lady boner

Like a penis the vagina can get longer when turned on. When a women is sexally aroused she might physically feel her vagina lengthen. This is so a longer penis can fit. The vagina is normally 3-4 inches long but can lengthen up to 200% when aroused.
When i was sexting my boy/girlfriend i got a raging lady boner
by Aries_igftpower March 21, 2015
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Lady Boner

when a female gets excited and wet cus of a fine ass nigga
tanya: OHH SHIT HES FINE AS FUCKKK ,LADY BONERRR

brianna: OOO SEXY ASS NIGGA
by tgyolo July 10, 2014
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"petes new blond hair gives me such a lady boner (schwing)"
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Lady Boner

A more sophisticated form of the Girl Boner. Can refer to any person or object in which the lady has an obsession with.
The Queen has a Lady Boner for the chardonnay. Ke$ha has a girl boner for the boxed-wine.
by Nate dog da boss November 28, 2010
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