My husband is such a lust lacker... he hasn't asked me to dress up as Batgirl or let him have a threesome or anything.
by The Amazing Bill O'Reily June 9, 2011
Get the Lust Lacker mug.A Flap Lacker is someone who performs the art of Flap Lacking.Flap lacking originated in England in the middle ages,when King Henry The 8th smoked too much 'cabbage of the mountain' and mistook one of his Exotic Dancers for a life size porcelain bong statues.
Terrified the dancer did nothing,while The King proceeded to 'take a hit' from her ass.
Flap Lacking
Lips are placed over the rectal orifice while the right hand is placed over the sausage wallet and is gently released and applied as a 'clutch' from a bong..enjoy ensuing head rush..
Terrified the dancer did nothing,while The King proceeded to 'take a hit' from her ass.
Flap Lacking
Lips are placed over the rectal orifice while the right hand is placed over the sausage wallet and is gently released and applied as a 'clutch' from a bong..enjoy ensuing head rush..
That guys breath smells horrible like he was Flap Lacking or something
Guy: did u fart? Other Guy: no I was Flap Lacking your mom last night
The Dirty Sanchez has nothing on Flap Lacking
Guy:Being a Flap Lacker is a bizarre fetish don't you think?
Girl: What's that?
Guy: Check urban dictionary..ha ha
Guy: did u fart? Other Guy: no I was Flap Lacking your mom last night
The Dirty Sanchez has nothing on Flap Lacking
Guy:Being a Flap Lacker is a bizarre fetish don't you think?
Girl: What's that?
Guy: Check urban dictionary..ha ha
by Markael Bishnard December 15, 2011
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Get the Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker mug.A person who thinks that his lowly corporate job is the be-all and end-all of his pathetic existence.
So that corporate lackey thinks that coming in early, working after-hours and working on the weekends will benefit him, and will get him noticed by "upper management"? Wow, he is in for a rude awakening!
by Elmer the Fudpucker January 12, 2012
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"Hey Donna, you're never going to guess who got her pussy licked out by Rich last night? My friend, Bridget the midget!!! He's a bonafide champion Loompa'licker now!!!
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Get the Organ Licker mug.An individual who is so crazy that they would lick a raccoon's mouth. Popular term used amongst individuals whom reside in bumblefuck.
Christyn: Hey, did you hear that Chris slept with my ex-boss?
Ellie: Boy howdy, that cougar slayer sure is a raccoon mouth licker!!
Ellie: Boy howdy, that cougar slayer sure is a raccoon mouth licker!!
by Non-raccoon mouth licker March 25, 2008
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