My Piece of Lasagna

A phrase used in a small regional cluster in the northeast US. It means to ensure that your own needs are met without regard to what others may want or need. Can be used in the first person, second person, or third person, such as “my piece of lasagna, your piece of lasagna, or his/her piece of lasagna.”

“My piece of Lasagna” - Everybody at the ballgame wanted a beer, but Jenny just got up and went to the concession stand and came back with only one. When her thirsty friends protested bitterly, she responded - “I don’t care if you all are hot and thirsty. I got MY piece of lasagna!”

by NYCRocks June 9, 2019

lacatoosh

to whack someone whilst asleep with ones penis

nat:i know lets lacatoosh rob

troy:ok get ur dick out then

(rob wakes up in the morning with a penis shaped bruise on his left cheek)

by troymusefan May 3, 2007

lucagasm

An orgasmic experiance you feel when your in the presence of Luca

Luca gave me a lucagasm

by Lucagasm March 25, 2019

kzhu lasagna

a cool song that is interesting

-Hey I heard a song called Kzhu Lasagna and it sounded great

by john0512 March 15, 2021

Meaty Lasagne

An Italian dish consisting of pasta sheets baked with meat, or vegetables, and a cheese sauce.

I shoved my cock inside the meaty lasagne and listened to it slop all over it like yogurt.

by PedoBear3000 February 17, 2019

Lacadric

a person who keeps checking urban dictionary and waiting their name to be defined. Even though it probably never will because of how rare their name is.

“Why does he keep checking Urban Dictionary? His name is never going to pop up.”

“I know, he’s acting like such a lacadric.”

by browneyedmoe June 12, 2018

laager mentality

The idea that since every man (and his gun) is needed for the common defense of the group, any one man's behavior, short of murder, must be tolerated, even including mild insanity and such serious crimes as rape. (From the Afrikaans voortrekker word 'laager' - a circle of wagons forming a defensive perimeter, as when the days journey was done and the group settled in for the night)

When the cop shot the unarmed perp his buddies closed in with their laager mentality and made a thorough investigation of the facts impossible, intentionally misplacing evidence and confusing investigators.

by paulpaxman October 31, 2010