Lavatory Junkie

One who is a junkie of the lavatory and visits it in excess.

God dammit thats the fourth time in half an hour I been to take a pee. And I spent an hour on the crapper this morning, I'm becoming a lavatory junkie.

by chrisman99 September 22, 2010

Labadore

A Labrador Retriever’s love for his person.

Colleen's Labrador Retriever truly labadores her as he never leaves her side.

by SINJim February 18, 2021

Lavatory Load

This is the ultimate in depravity!!! Combine a man doing the upper deck (defecate in the toilet tank), with a woman dropping an AC Slater (defecating in reverse on the toilet), while she gives him the blumpkin (blowjob while defecating).

That bitch was a freak! She gave me a blumpkin while she was AC Slatering, while I went upper deck! This situation deserves a new name...the Lavatory Load!

This one is the ultimate, it can't be defeated!!!!

If she's behaves badly...you can finish her off with either the jelly donut or the angry walrus, for good measure!

by zax4life December 29, 2007

ladyboy lavatory

adyboy locker room

A ladyboy, transvestite or transexual, who because of their gender identity, feels comfortable using a woman's restroom, bathroom or locker room. transgendered, transexual, LGBT, gay, lesbian, bisexual, ladyboy, transvestite, queerestroom, genderbender bathroom, President Obama, Obama

I am still coming to terms with the gender identity crisis so many people are facing. My girlfriend came out of the bathroom and said a young man was dressed in a beautiful skirt and heels. The women's bathroom is now a ladyboy lavatory.

by joecoolthefool May 13, 2016

labratorgy

The origin of the word laboratory: Once it was just called a lab. And so, a fucked up scientist decided to organize an orgy between his lab rats, a lab rat orgy. Everything was ready and one of his coworkers overhead the idea. He was a little deaf and thought he heard the word laboratory, this word was born of a simple misunderstanding of a fucked up orgy.

-hey wanna join my lab rat orgy?
-what the fuck is a laboratory
- I meant a labratorgy you idiot

by Jhon Salchichon July 25, 2017

labiatory

The labiatory is an explorative space where a variety of touch and stroking is used to test for sensation and pleasure in a woman's outer genitalia.

We spent an hour in the labiatory and discovered her touch preferences.

by lovehascalledameeting May 31, 2021

Lavatory

A place where there is forced intimacy of the self with the self

debdeepta went to the lavatory to wash his hands before dinner

by shaggyoldpants August 20, 2024