David LaForce

David LaForce is 90 stories tall, and his adventures are legendary. With his blue ox, Marco Tanzi, David LaForce traveled across young America and helped the nation grow into the angry powerhouse it is today. He dropped his mighty axe, forming the Grand Canyon; the apple cores he would spit from his mighty mouth planted apple trees all across the country, and the stomp of his mighty boot caused the stock market to crash. He and his friend, Huck Finn, traveled down the Mississippi River and freed the slaves. David LaForce singlehandedly caused the 2004 Tsunami by waving his locks of chestnut hair in an Eastern direction.

That David LaForce is one tough son of a bitch.

by El Chalequito November 6, 2010

laporte texas

Nothing but pill head hoes and nasty hating ass niggas.

Laporte Texas sucks

by Jizzzer February 15, 2017

Laporte High School

Laporte Highschool is a school in Laporte, Indiana, you probably would never have guessed that. it is also the place where you will find trashy kids. You walk through the halls, and all you see is: trailor trash, sluts (most common), hicks, and the kids that think they are cool because their parents have money. The other most common student you will find here are the wanna be gangsters. They are the ones that you can spot a mile away because they woddle like penguins in order to keep their pants at their knees, (god forbid their pants be at their waists). LaPorte High School is also full of rude teachers, and the teachers that dont ever make their students touch a book. Overall, Laporte High School is a horrible place and you should never send your kids there if you want them to have a chance to develop into half way decent adults.

Did you go to LaPorte High School?

Ya Dawg, I made to my sophmore year! I iz smart fo sho!

by Cinnamon Glotz January 4, 2012

jordy laforge

Using teleportation to Slam dunk a basketball while wearing sunglasses you bought at a thrift store.

I pulled a Jordy Laforge on the court last night. It was hard with the glasses on, but I did it.

by Mashbone Jones January 8, 2009

Jordy Laforge

Taking a poop horizontally across somebody's face like Jordy Laforge's visors.

I gave Dave a Jordy Laforge.

by CHCKNHRT February 19, 2010

LaMorte

italian midget discord owner

Yo hes short? Looks like lamorte!

by itmeaj January 7, 2022

laforce

The act of pushing out and rubbing ones stomache on a girls clitoris during sexual intercourse.

Yo when I was having sex with becky I laforced her, and she orgasmed like crazy.

by Crazy Paul May 3, 2006