The ultimate trophy holder. This dad screams “I win” making the big bucks (or at least pretending too) this dad supports his
family in every competitive way from being at every sports
game to coaching, decorating the house for festivities to making a haunted house or winter wonderland or giving the best costume or ugly sweater party on the planet. To keep up with his “Trophy Wife” or “Trophy Girlfriend” or in most cases “both” you
will see this Dad running or biking and in many cases, while blazed on most
local trails. You can also find them detoxing in the early morning hours at the
local Life Time gym. While appearing to be the perfect loving man, sad truth for many is their secret
life, hidden girlfriends or serious addiction issue. Forget about keeping up with the Jones’ It’s keeping up with Coto in this little
bubble. While slaving all day to keep their Trophies
happy, their Trophies are out in their Lulu’s at Lola’s talking about what horrible thing their Mac
Daddy did or said and sometimes , the person they are saying it to, probably got an ass grab from them last week. Of course this is a generalization, not all Ladera Dads are trophy holders/competitive sports types. There’s a small percentage that are faithful church going men. Sadly, these are usually the ones that had their wives dump them to be someone else’s trophy.... if you want to keep your
marriage or relationships monogamous, think twice about moving into a lovely little town called Ladera Ranch.
