letter of anal marque

permission to be a butt pirate.

a letter of marque is granted by the government and basically allows people to be pirates. a letter of anal marque is granted by ones pastor and allows them to bang men.

obama got a letter of anal marque so he divorced michelle

by lil kid fucker November 8, 2018

foot lettuce

The result of putting ones foot or feet in lettuce.

"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce , the last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out that might be what you get. A four Chaner uploaded a photo anonymously to the site, showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce with the statement: This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King. Admittedly he had shoe's on but that's even worse."

by Jefferson Jeff February 1, 2018

Lettuce Olive & Peas

The "fruit & veges" way of saying "Let us all live in peace"!

I wish upper management would back off and "Lettuce Olive & Peas".

by Cat Blackbone May 31, 2018

Lwetty

"lwetty" is slang for when someone is on a good buzz either by being extra, alcohol, drinking alcohol straight or without alcohol , getting hype, good vibes and having fun with good friends.

This party is so lwetty
Today was a lwetty day with friends
It's getting lwetty up in here
He/she is lwetty as fuck
This time or next time we're gonna get lwetty

Just chilling getting lwetty
This music is lwetty

I'm feeling lwetty right now

by Shorty ghee September 5, 2018

frosty lettuce

Having great flow/hair. Originally used for hockey players.

"TJ Oshie is has frosty lettuce"

by GoCats27 September 2, 2016

letteri

a fuckin beauty that fucks all your dirty broads, also known as mr. steal your girl. hes also got a filthy flow that looks like pauly d's pubes

hey did you see that fuckin beauty, must be a letteri!

by Franco121799 December 22, 2013

cover letter

usually a letter that accompanies your resume. It's normally about half a page and that half a page can make or break your chances of getting the job. It's a pain in the ass and no one ever really knows what to put in those few paragraphs and chances are, you're going to screw it up.

Mr. Smith would like you to send your resume with a cover letter to the business for an interview.

by Sarahjoe July 16, 2007