Mike Loved

To be stolen from, cheated, conned, have your work claimed by another party. The perpetrator is generally professional douche bag.

" Bill Twatwaffle told the boss your idea was his? Man, you got Mike Loved!!"

by Corinne C December 20, 2016

girl called love

Herlove is a nice way of saying she’s community property. She spreads her good will to many.

The girl called love was known by many. She entertained Bob in the afternoon, and his buddies in the evening.

by Handsome I June 16, 2018

creepy love stare

When Harry Styles looks at Louis Tomlinson.

Oh there he goes again! Looking at him with that creepy love stare

by Fondlinson December 19, 2017

Bravo Love

Two men eating opposite ends of a single Taco Bravo until they meet in the center and things get weird. (Lady and the Tramp style).

Sarah: Did you see Jack and John pounding the same Taco Bravo at lunch today?
Jayme: I did, but no worries, they’re really close. Some serious Bravo Love going on there.

by Darren Besert August 28, 2014

Lilypad Love Lumps

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas

Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.

This line is said after almost every death of one of pewd’s pets.

“JOERGEN- NOoOoOoOoOo !!”
“He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.”

by zenissushi August 23, 2019

Unreal love

A love told and sold by someone that does not know what love is. Love is not betrayal. Love is not lying. Love isn't hurtful. Love is not a game. Love is not lusting over every woman you see while in a relatuonship. Love is not a sexual addiction. Love isn't a side chick or 7. Love doesnt have dirty nasty secrets. Love isn't a list of sexual partners a mile long.

Lee was in unreal love with many women. He married when he was not the marrying kind.

by sthrngrc August 20, 2018