When one is intoxicated to the point that they start to feel as if the are moving at the speed of light. Other symptoms include uncontrollable laughter, seeing double, repeating of people's names every chance they get, and the ability to repaint a car in vomit in under 10 seconds flat
by Blondie and Skinny Bastard December 08, 2009
Guy 1: Dude, check out that chick over there!
Guy 2: damnnn bro, have you seen her from the front tho?
*chick turns around*
Guy 1: Oh shit bro never mind, she’s a LOPO
Guy 2: damnnn bro, have you seen her from the front tho?
*chick turns around*
Guy 1: Oh shit bro never mind, she’s a LOPO
by BlazingLuke January 09, 2021