Lomp

The art of laying on the sofa in a purple hoodie doing sweet FA

Shares is such a lomper he has just lomped all day the lazy bugger

by Mr Shayes July 21, 2021

lomp

To dress in women's undergarmets sticking foreign objects into the rectum while standing on a mirror.

"I think my husband was lomping again, I see footprints on the mirror and my panties are torn."

by susieq502 December 05, 2005

lomp

A verb for space hopping (ie on a space hopper)

I lomped down to the park

by Jim Coppin April 11, 2005

lomped

Lomped is another word for being really fucked up and under the influence. It can also be used for describing how some looks or feels.

"Damn dude, I was so lomped last night I couldn't even get up to use the bathroom so I shit my pants instead."
"I was lomped out of my fucking mind."
"My daughter is really sick. She looks extremely lomped."

by lompedboi April 18, 2017

limp lomp

A word used by nuts people and used by British people.

Person 1 “ hey “

Person 3 “ limp lomp limpity lompity bitch”

Generally used but nuts/crazy people

by Random words February 13, 2018

Lomp

A lomp is a term used to describe putting in a large amount of chewing tobacco in your mouth.

Well it's time for my post meal lomp.

I could really use a lomp right now.

by SquantoMyBoy May 22, 2017

Lomp

A person or object that is in your way and slows you down.

Cindy is such a lomp, we miss the bus every time she comes along

by Anarchopolo December 16, 2023