lma

leave me alone.
Usually used in instant messaging

girl:Hi!

boy: lma

by Dude_im_hyper March 12, 2005

lma

Variation of "lmao", or "lmak". Often used after a weird joke, followed by a WTF, or just explaining something that made you laugh a bit

Funny French Fries Man: "I just sharted on your salsa lma, WTF"
Funny Condensated Man: "WTF"

by qKitti May 10, 2021

lma

Lick my asshole
People think you mean "leave me alone" but you really just want them to lick your asshole.

Girl: heyy!!!!!!!

Boy:lma

Girl: Leave you alone?):

Boy: No, lick my asshole :D

by Burhan Parelly July 26, 2012

lma

abbreviation for: Lick my Asshole, founded by M. Faith.

Girl comes over some night, what does she say?
LMA

by MFaith October 19, 2004

lma

A sarcastic derivative of lmao, lma means that you know what your friend just said was a horrible joke that he is laughing, and you think it was pathetic and don't really want to laugh at it all.

Person 1: Why did the republican cross the road?
Person 2: ?
Person 1: TO KILL BABIES!! LOLOLOLOL
Person 2: lma...
Person 1: *explodes*

by Nate August 12, 2004

Lma

Lmao but without an o in the end, mostly by miswrittening

lma lma lma lma lma lma lma .

by the_unkown_that_loves_to_eat July 20, 2021

jfo&lma

just fuck off and leave me alone

x-boyfriend who cant just grow up and move on: hey baby, can't we at least be best friends?

girl: jfo&lma!

by supertoe July 13, 2009