ling 

Short for Zerg Zergling, a unit from Starcraft. It is a small, cheap, unit that is best if used in groups of 12 or more.

Lings are used to swarm an enemy base.

ling by Ruppy October 4, 2005

ling 

to act drunk when you are not; trying to fit in with the crowd and make yourself look cool when really it makes you look like a huge loser; common occurence among designated drivers.

Person 1: "hey man, what are you drinkin tonight?"
Person 2: "nothin, i'm gonna ling it"
at party...
Person 3: "wow, that guy is real drunk!"
Person 1: "naw man, he hasn't drank anything tonight....he's linging"
Person 3: "ohh....dude you're such a linger!"
a year later....
Person 3: "dude, remember that time you lung??"

ling by SusieQ252 July 15, 2006

ling 

Short for Zergling, usually used in the phrase "ling rush" which is an early attack with Zerglings in a game of starcraft.

The guy's ling rush killed the n00b in no time. (See n00b)

ling by Ick October 19, 2003

ling 

An abbreviation of the word "feelings". It is most commonly used in chat sessions such as MSN or AIM.

That woman hurt my lings after breaking up with me.

ling by Bigmac January 2, 2005

Ling 

A general asian who finds enjoyment from annoyance, guns, cars and stealing item as a gag or pranks

LING WHY IS THERE A TYRE IN MY TENT

Ling by Armay March 23, 2017

ling 

penis (big or small).

In India, "ling" means penis (big or small).

ling by Akansha May 31, 2007

Ling 

A chacter from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.
She is somewhat of the Chosen One's companion. Although she really wasn't needed in the movie, she provided some good quotes for all Kung Pow fans.

"ew-ee-ew-ee-ew-ee-ew-ee-ooo"
Chosen One: "You broke a thermometer in my hand"
Ling:"Rub it it my hair..."

Ling by Elise W. November 3, 2004