Lick it Before You Dick It

Before you you stick your member into your girl's pussy or asshole, you should lick the part you plan on entering and pleasure her first.

Bill's wife was on the bed with her head down and her luscious ass in the air. With member in hand, he stared at her glistening wet slit and her tight little browneye trying to decide where to enter first. His wife said, "go in where you want but lick it before you dick it".

by Cactus Head February 15, 2009

LICK IT UP

To put anything you can into your mouth.

Lick it Up Bitch!

Lick it Up woah woah oh

by Kinkor Mc Stinkorhoffen August 14, 2003

lick it before you stick it

To perform oral sex on a woman before having actual sex with her.

Person 1: "I had sex with Mary last night!"
Person 2: "Did you go down on her?"
Person 1: "Of course! You know what I always say, 'lick it before you stick it.'"

by Michael Kearney December 10, 2008

lick it before you kick it

To lick a pussy before pummeling it with your rod.

A: Do you like oral sex?
B: Of course, as I always say, lick it before you kick it.

by jeff October 1, 2004

Lick it, Don’t Ticket

When you lick a Statey’s cock to avoid a traffic ticket

So, I got pulled over for speeding, so I decided to do Lick it, Don’t Ticket

by CrazeeRed October 4, 2019

lick it bite it

To be exact it means to eat an apple that has been hollowed out to make a pipe for smoking ganja.

Jaq: "Budgie eat this"
Budgie: "WRONG!"
Dale: "Lick it BITE IT!"

by UKJuggalizzo October 10, 2005

Lick-it cricket

Slang term for a sexual position where the goal is to resemble the appearance of a couple crickets. Notably the back legs bent position.

Hey Amanda wanna do the lick-it cricket tonight?
I absolutely love that idea.

by bumbleflower September 20, 2024