(N.) The Natural Sword of the Pokemon, Farfetch'd. With it, it can do such attacks as Slash and Swords Dance. It is of poor quality though, as no one (maybe Jackie Chan and that's it) has ever used onion sprig as a formidable weapon.
This Thanksgiving, we're having Farfetch'd, the near extinct Pokemon. It is just NO GOOD AT ALL without the Leek as seasoning, though.
Randomer One: my hard dicks are seagate.
Randomer Two: leek.
Randomer One: so seagate comes out of them? instead of seamen?
Randomer Two: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!