Lauter-rope

To accidentally ejaculate upon one's own face while masturbating.

"Dude, I Lauter-roped today, and I don't understand why girls always complain about it. It's not so bad."

by McDeuced May 15, 2009

Lautenschlager

1. A long penis
2. A type of German beer that no one heard of

1. DAMNNN Johny has a lautenschlager.
2. Let get crunked off lautenschlager tonight.

by Lautenschlager OUT March 21, 2009

lautech

A top University in Nigeria where students are nurtured on improved morals.

His only hope for salvation is to be LAUTECH-Schooled

by Ijaw Boy December 13, 2019

laute

a universal term that can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, etc.

Yo dude i banged that laute last night!

No way man! That was the same laute that lauted me last weekend! It was so laute!

Yeah she really knows how to teetle a laute

by Laute January 8, 2013

Lautenschlagered

A state of inebriation which threatens one’s ability to avoid the ditch while driving a motorized vehicle.

I’m so Lautenschlagered that I should get an Uber or an ex to take me home.

by Lautenschlagered June 16, 2018

Latezy

When someone is late because they were being lazy.

"You're late!"
"Yes, I was being totally lazy. Totally latezy of me! Sorry!"

by Heardabouttheword November 11, 2019

LAUTECH

The best state university

LAUTECH best state university

by HarYor February 7, 2020