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LaSom

LaSom is a shoelace disorder. If you have LaSom, you can often see your shoelaces open and you don't feel like tying them. This feeling may be a feeling of laziness or you just want to be a rebel and not listen to people who want you to tie your shoelaces.

It's not a French word.
Mary: OH my God John! I think you have LaSom!
John: Yes I do! I never feel like tying my shoelaces!
by Akankshya November 3, 2019
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lasocko

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Related Words
LASO LaSom Lason lasocko Lasona lasondra LaSonja Lasonjay LaSonya lasooda
A woman which suffer from a man is or was abusive mentally and physically, liar, cheater, dead-beat father, and always depends on a woman to take care of him.
PTMD “Post-Traumatic Man Disorder” 2009 LaSonia Harrington A Man that wants to be married to you yet in a relationship with you and his side chicks. While his wife and kids struggling to make ends meet.
by MSLLH November 20, 2019
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Lasona

A girl that is pretty honest but not at the same time she is nice but is mean for family or friends she seems like she does not like them or anything but she knows that she is protective Lasona is a brave Beautiful kind mean person
I'm Lasona a brave kind you lady
by nobody that you will know November 23, 2021
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LaSonja

Considered to be an strong woman, she every mans Superwoman. Go getter, loves unconditionally, don't to be played with, when don't feel useful will move around real quick, loyal, mostly are very beautiful women inside and out
LaSonja is an good friend
by MissSe July 26, 2018
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Lason

n (see also Lasoned, Lasoning) pro:lay-sun

Derives it roots from Norse mythology and further exploration in French Eros and conquests throughout the whole of Europe during the middle ages. Are thought to be descendants of Ulfednar and Draugr.

Lason is a lifestyle choice that includes absolutes in everything. Sexual satisfaction, money and fame are included in this, but not always necessary for the Lason lifestyle.

Refers to a state of sexual ecstasy.

Lason is a person who generally excels at any endeavor that they put thought into. In males that are said to be Lason, levels of testosterone are off the charts. In females it is said that they are some of the most attractive examples of femininity ever to be documented. If you marry into Lason, it is said that you are an exquisite specimen of your gender, because Lason has very high standards.

The word Lason, as defined in a derogatory sense; is as follows:

A big guy with a small package. He hides it well though, like to eat everything in sight; comparable to the cookie monster, on the verge of being a wimp.

It is used in a negative connotation when people, generally other males, feel inferior to another male, inadequate in everything; including but not limited to sexual prowess, endowment, height, levels of testosterone, education, etc,etc.
Positive example-

"I got some good Lason last night."

"Lason is a privilege, not a right."

"Pulling a Lason"

Negative example-

"You eat so much it reminds me of a Lason!"
by Jerry Jeff October 31, 2011
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ooh la la so soon

1. Premature ejaculation in France (jocular).

2. A score of 69 in darts, basketball, pool, etc, when someone celebrates before winning the game.

3. The 6-9 combination in pool, particularly 9-ball
1. The Frenchman has a rep for ooh la la so soon!

2. The score is 69-63. Ooh la la, so soon!

3. There is only one way to win this rack. The 6-9 combo. Ooh, la la so soon!
by Stop the pendulum January 10, 2006
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