A Homosexual person.
This is used to describe a person who is heterosexual for most of their life, but 'openly' homosexual towards the end. Like a lamppost: straight from the bottom up but bent at the top.
This is used to describe a person who is heterosexual for most of their life, but 'openly' homosexual towards the end. Like a lamppost: straight from the bottom up but bent at the top.
J - "did you hear? Jack left his wife!"
T - "oh really! after thirty years!?"
J - "yeah, apparently his gay!"
T - "snap! must be on of those lamppost homosexuals!"
J - "Ha ha, yeah! straight for most of your life..."
J & T - "...but bent in the end!"
T - "oh really! after thirty years!?"
J - "yeah, apparently his gay!"
T - "snap! must be on of those lamppost homosexuals!"
J - "Ha ha, yeah! straight for most of your life..."
J & T - "...but bent in the end!"
by Geeez February 25, 2008
by B-rakeofficial May 03, 2017
by Big Dick Rick1738 March 07, 2017
After blinding your partner with multi led flashlight, which incase you didn't know, is bright as fuck and can be purchased at any walmart or walgreens, you bend them over and have rough anal sex, without any lubricant whatsoever, then continue to cum wherever you choose.
my wife was cleaning our closet so i called her name and when she came over, we performed a pointy lamppost. that shit was well worth the divorce.
by idropkickhelicopters August 16, 2011
by Bigboibobby420 July 03, 2022
When you attach a small light to the end of your cock, and preform sex with it whilst the light is on.
by User 69 420 November 17, 2021
your by a lamppost,you unscrew the bulb and sick your dick in side and enjoy the electrical shock..........and live
man: hey man watch this (sticks dick in socket and lives)
friend: woah that was the new jersey lamppost
friend: woah that was the new jersey lamppost
by boba joe boba joe June 23, 2011