foreskin lagrange point

the point where your foreskin is perfectly balanced, not rolling up or down

man Derek has a really high foreskin lagrange point

by 4skin420 April 12, 2021

Zoe Lagroomer

Zoe Laverne (known as Z*e Lagr00mer) is a 19 year old woman and a groomer. She groomed a 13 year old boy named Connor. She thinks she's "tHe StAr Of TiKtOk" when she rlly isn't

Friend: Yo, do you know who Zoe Lagroomer is?
Me: Oh that groomer? Yeah I do. I hate her.
Friend: Same.

by PoOpOo_kaka11 January 19, 2021

Lagranus

A specific form of leaky anus syndrome (another common and less derogatory term for leaky asshole) in which a severe itch is accompanied in the anal-rectal region in addition to the anal leak.

Jim is out of work today due to his lagranus. We pity his discomfort, hopefully his partner Tom will sooth his nerves with the help of an excellent psychiatrist.

by tkanizzdizzwizz November 10, 2011

Lagrivation

–noun
1.
an increase in intensity, seriousness, or severity; act of making worse brought on by a bad connection to a gaming server.

I was playing Modern Warfare 2 last night on the XBOX360 and the other teams connections were so bad i began to get Lagrivated.

You might say i was suffering from lagrivation at how bad the connections were and how i kept getting owned by those fucking noobs and their shitty slow connections!

by RichardSlinger February 25, 2010

z*e lagroomer

A 19 yr girl who faked abuse fake cries lies and showed b**bs on live on TikTok etc

Look it's z*e lagroomer

by that Tiktok gurl January 5, 2021

LaGrange

A Western suburb of Chicago that is close enough to Chicago to realize how boring the suburbs are and how sweet Chicago is. "Downtown" of the suburb shuts down on a weekend night around 9pm as the only people who really go out in downtown LaGrange are either parents over 30 who frequent the 50+ restaurants or are the junior high kids who stand outside of Starbucks and try to act like badasses, but have a 9:30pm curfew.

"Drinking a caramel macchiatto while standing on the corner of LaGrange Rd. and Harris while holding my skateboard makes me feel like a badass."

by HinsdaleCentralSucksMore May 2, 2006

zoe lagroomer

a bitch who kissed a 13 yr said the n-word and vaped when she was 15

Friend: look thats the girl with 19 million who kissed that connor Me: Thats zoe lagroomer

by Bruhimgay December 30, 2020