kwook

noise produced when lizards ejaculate

two lizards, one named LIZARD and the other BALLI
LIZARD: Dude, that chick is hot
BALLI: <kwook> <kwook>

by nbsp December 26, 2009

Rajesh Koothrepali

The fun-loving Big Bang Theory nerd also known as "Raj". Being Indian and Hindu, and lacking the ability to speak to woman, "Raj" adds a great form of humor to the Big Bang Theory.

Leonard: Bye Penny! have a nice night!
Penny: Thanks Leonard! You too! Raj, talk to me.
Rajesh koothrepali:...
Sheldon: Get out of our apartment.

by PROFESSOR BURN January 12, 2012

kwota

The way bostonians say the word quarter...Quite funny and amusing

Child => "Hey how much does that sugar daddy cost"
Store keeper => "That would be one kwota"

by baconsizzle December 24, 2008

Kootra

A person who is MLG and has the special talent to hyperventilate "MLG Style" This MLG person usually has a possy and they create comedical adventures. Kootras must also love cats and have a stench that is as stinky that it can be smelt across a football field or a minecraft beta hole

That person is such a Kootra, I want to sniff them and drop to the floor like a MLG

by Sqoshio March 5, 2011

kootenay time

A small corner of British Columbia known as the Kootenays, in which the work day starts at around 10AM, and ends at exactly 4:20
Frequently both people and projects are known to be behind schedule, and the common excuse of being " on Kootenay time" is both accepted and expected in the area.

Supervisor: Dude, have you seen Mike? This drywall was supposed to be finished yesterday!

Coworker: don't sweat it bud, he's just on Kootenay time!

by Dez4prez August 7, 2016

Koota

It is used to describe ones elation to an event of the highest order. For example, if one was to find:
- A plant of the finest quality herb.
- A packed bong in an empty room.
- An unattended mix.
- A free beer (preferably Australian)
- A free ride (preferably a Limo/Gemini/Datsun).
- Copius amounts of Marshmallows, cream and strawberries.
- Clean Socks.

- "This plant is Koota, check out this bud, it looks like a little man"
- "Someone left this bong packed, this cone will go down in the ages as Koota"
- "Who left the Mix? I'll smoke the mix, it'll be Koota!"
- "Free beer, thats fucking Koota. At least its not American cause that shit tastes like Water."
- "Chuck us a ride you cheap cunt" "Alright you Jenkins" "Thats Fucking Koota"
- "Marshmallows, Koota" "Cream, Koota" "Strawberries, Kootasheen"
- "Hey man, Can I put these perfectly clean comfortable socks on?" "Yes" "Koota"

by Matt Erickson July 6, 2007

muffin kooter

a huge chubby vagina.

I bet that girl has a huge muffin kooter cause she fat and ugleh.

by Barat March 30, 2008