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Dave Keuning

1) Lead guitarist for the inconceivably sexy Vegas-based band, The Killers.

2) Rocks his own socks off and loves everything.

3) Will probably get really drunk and try to have sex with you.

4) Will probably succeed in having sex with you.
It's all for Mark Stoermer. That's why Dave Keuning is here.
by LMBC September 29, 2010
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Normalised Kunis Unit

This is a standardised unit of measurement for the hotness of a female, based on Mila Kunis being a 1, anything hotter being above 1 and anything not as hot being below. Also known as a NKU.

It has been discussed at length and there is no mathematical comparison between the 0-10 scale and the Nominal Kunis Unit scale. Save yourself the time and don't bother, it's mathematical anomaly.
"Emma Stone is a 0.7 NKU"

"Margot Robbie is definitely a 1.1 NKU"
"I disagree I think she is only a 0.9 Normalised Kunis Unit"
by Dg3097 November 24, 2014
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mila kunis

Mila Kunis is a wonderful, young, hot, talented actress.
by anon March 30, 2004
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ni no kuni

Ni no Kuni is a video game series made by Level 5 and Bandai Namco, with game writer Akihiro Hino. Studio Ghibli helped with cutscenes in Wrath of the White Witch, but didn't in the second game. It's a really good series that deserves more attention.

(also, there's a movie of it coming out in summer 2019 in Japan. No news of a US release :( )
Person 1: I played this game yesterday. It was like playing an anime! The story and characters were great.
Person 2: Was it Ni no Kuni?
Person 1: Yeah! How did you know?
Person 2: That's pretty much the flippin' definition of Ni no Kuni, mun!
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Mila Kunis

Hot actress that stars in That 70's Show and some movie with Kirsten Dunst.
Mila Kunis is very sexy.
by White Sox Rule July 14, 2004
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Kuni

Pronounced- (koo)-(nay)

A word from the Farsi language.

A slang word popular among Iranians and Afghans that means "asshole" but is mostly used as slang for "fag".
Chekhabar man look at those Americans they think they are ghetto with their Compton haha those Kunis wouldn't last one day here in the middle east.
by westcoastin April 19, 2011
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Mila Kunis

Milena Markovna Kunis is a Ukrainian-American actress. Born in Chernivtsi on August 14, 1983, she moved from Soviet Ukraine to the United States with her family in 1991 at the age of seven. In 1998, at the age of 14, she landed her star-making role of Jackie Burkhart on That 70's Show. Mila comes from a Jewish family and is fluent in Russian.
Did you see that new film with James Franco and Mila Kunis?
by TalulaDoesTheHulaFromHawaii April 22, 2019
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