Kirsten

Kirstens tend to be kept to themselves, but usually are very social. They tend to take an interest into alternative music. They are slow to anger. Their humor tends to be dark humor and sarcastic humor. They are overall a great person and love the spotlight. They love the attention that they recieve. They always have big, bright eyes and nice curves. They love animals and would go out of their way to help anyone in need. They also typically have depression or some sort of anxiety disorder, but that's okay. Despite their flaws, anyone would want to switch bodies with a Kirsten! They are such great people!

Did you see the curves on that chick? She has to be a Kirsten!

Kirsten fits my sense of humor just right.

by Penis Penis Yeah yeah woohoo October 24, 2017

Atkee Kirsten

Atkee Kirsten..... Is simply the best person I've ever met. She is an ABSOLUTELY charming person with a bright personality! No matter how hurt she is.... She will always put the emotions of her loved one as her top most priority. Fun, easy-going, forgiving etc..... These are her traits. And if u ever come across this person.... DONT YOU DARE BREAK HER HEART, I REPEAT
D O N T

Y O U
D A R E
BREAK HER HEART OR YOU'LL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!!
...
Oh well (ㆁωㆁ)
She is THE.BEST.PERSON.EVER!!
n that's on PERIODT.

LOVE YOU LOTS MOMMA!!!<3333333

Love,
(kRisten)

Atkee Kirsten.... Is the best person in this whole wide world!!!!!!

by chocolate._milk._is._the._best August 19, 2020

dirty kirsten

When a woman comes off as completely innocent but is truly just the naughtiest librarian you will ever

meet.

The girl I took out seemed so sweet and innocent . Those glasses and that orange sweater...until we got in the bedroom and she pulled a Dirty Kirsten on me. Loudest librarian I ever heard!

by Fuzzy Johnson May 17, 2019

Karsten

Never one to under-estimate, he's like a four-leaf clover - hard to find and yet priceless when attained. The ultimate quiet achiever! Often associated with fine food, mystical adventures, affection and music.

He's as enigmatic as a Karsten!

by Babushka01 October 26, 2010

Kyrsten Enema

Ungratefulness. Forgetting who bought you to power, and then shoving it up your constituents’ asses.

What kind of thanks is that. We help you out, and you turn around give us a Kyrsten Enema.

by LaughingAloud January 24, 2022

Kyrsten Sinema

Betrayal of supporters and pissing them off even more when they hate you

She just pulled a Kyrsten Sinema after refusing to back a popular bill or reform the filibuster.

by UrbanDefinitionMaker August 5, 2021

Karsten

Karsten is someone u can never underestimate he’s a strong loyal boy that no one can forget. don’t get on his bad side. he tries his hardest to be strong with anything , he knows his every move and understands a lot of stuff.

Exsample : karsten has a fever he tries to go to school/work

by -Karsten gf January 4, 2018