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Kunkle

A Kunkle is a painful course in which you are forced to do 20,000 pages of book work on eastern Asia.
Mr. Kullowatz just put me through the worst kunkle of my life!
by chrissiet May 6, 2011
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Kunkle

To do anything of a sexual nature to someone of the opposite sex, code for something dirty that allows you talk openly in front of strangers/others/parents/ladies..
"Oh god, we kunkled all over the house.. even on the washing machine"

"I kunkled the living shit out of her"

"dude, i kunkled her right in the face"

"have you ever kunkled someone in an airplane toilet... awesome!"
by radman!!!!! September 26, 2007
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Kunkle

When a girl gives you a foot job while you fuck her with your recently prolapsed anus
"Holy shit bro, I kunkled her so hard last night I think I don't think it will relapse back in!"
by Edward Smellric August 14, 2016
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Kurt Kunkle

Kurt Kunkle is the main protagonist/antagonist from the movie Spree (August 14, 2020). victims: Kurt's mom

Fredrick Andrea Mario Richard Kendra London Bobby Bud lee/bobbybasecamp Davit Kris Kunkle/kurt's father
Not gonna spoil how these people died but i will hint at it. Uber driver ;)
1: have you heard about Kurt Kunkle from the 2020 film Spree? 2: No whats it about? 3: okay so <BLANK CAUSE NOT GONNA SPOIL IT> 2: damn now i dont trust uber drivers
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Mister Kunkle

A thick, young, puffy man who likes to talk about weewee and trains
Mister Kunkle look a train!

“ where”
by Mr Kankle April 26, 2022
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uncle kunkle

A term used when describing or identifying a child molester
"See that pervert? Totally an Uncle Kunkle."
by J46464646 May 5, 2006
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Ryan P. Kunkle

Person A: "Stop being such a Ryan P. Kunkle and shower." Person B: "I can't shower, I'm busy talking to my kittens."
by anonymous March 22, 2023
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