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kunkle

Engaging in the act of losing your hair at a young age.
He is only 23 and has lost all of his hair, he must be a kunkle.
by Thegreathamhawk July 29, 2008
mugGet the kunklemug.

kunkle

That kunkle is going to have a hard time finding a girlfriend.
by Lisa Henry December 28, 2005
mugGet the kunklemug.

Kunkles

When you're so fat, your Knuckles can't been seen. Also, not being able to distinguish from the back of your hand and where your knuckles should be.
I got hit by that fatty's kunkles, but it didn't hurt.
by Steparin September 24, 2009
mugGet the Kunklesmug.

Kurt Kunkle

Kurt Kunkle is the main protagonist/antagonist from the movie Spree (August 14, 2020). victims: Kurt's mom

Fredrick Andrea Mario Richard Kendra London Bobby Bud lee/bobbybasecamp Davit Kris Kunkle/kurt's father
Not gonna spoil how these people died but i will hint at it. Uber driver ;)
1: have you heard about Kurt Kunkle from the 2020 film Spree? 2: No whats it about? 3: okay so <BLANK CAUSE NOT GONNA SPOIL IT> 2: damn now i dont trust uber drivers
mugGet the Kurt Kunklemug.

Mister Kunkle

A thick, young, puffy man who likes to talk about weewee and trains
Mister Kunkle look a train!

“ where”
by Mr Kankle April 26, 2022
mugGet the Mister Kunklemug.

uncle kunkle

A term used when describing or identifying a child molester
"See that pervert? Totally an Uncle Kunkle."
by J46464646 May 5, 2006
mugGet the uncle kunklemug.

Ryan P. Kunkle

Person A: "Stop being such a Ryan P. Kunkle and shower." Person B: "I can't shower, I'm busy talking to my kittens."
by anonymous March 22, 2023
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