kunkle

Engaging in the act of losing your hair at a young age.

He is only 23 and has lost all of his hair, he must be a kunkle.

by Thegreathamhawk November 21, 2005

kunkle

A person who is slowly balding

That kunkle is going to have a hard time finding a girlfriend.

by Lisa Henry December 26, 2005

Kunkles

When you're so fat, your Knuckles can't been seen. Also, not being able to distinguish from the back of your hand and where your knuckles should be.

I got hit by that fatty's kunkles, but it didn't hurt.

by Steparin September 24, 2009

Kurt Kunkle

Kurt Kunkle is the main protagonist/antagonist from the movie Spree (August 14, 2020). victims: Kurt's mom

Fredrick Andrea Mario Richard Kendra London Bobby Bud lee/bobbybasecamp Davit Kris Kunkle/kurt's father
Not gonna spoil how these people died but i will hint at it. Uber driver ;)

1: have you heard about Kurt Kunkle from the 2020 film Spree? 2: No whats it about? 3: okay so <BLANK CAUSE NOT GONNA SPOIL IT> 2: damn now i dont trust uber drivers

by SpreeFanKurtKunklesSmellyCock October 3, 2021

Mister Kunkle

A thick, young, puffy man who likes to talk about weewee and trains

Mister Kunkle look a train!

“ where”

by Mr Kankle April 27, 2022

uncle kunkle

A term used when describing or identifying a child molester

"See that pervert? Totally an Uncle Kunkle."

by J46464646 April 24, 2006

Ryan P. Kunkle

A fat discord mod, who doesn't touch grass.

Person A: "Stop being such a Ryan P. Kunkle and shower." Person B: "I can't shower, I'm busy talking to my kittens."

by March 22, 2023