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King Kullen'd

To crap your pants in a public place.
Guy 1: Oh my God!

Guy 2: What's the matter?

Guy 3: You King Kullen'd again?
King Kullen'd by Sone Dude January 24, 2009

king kullen 

King Kullen is a large grocery store manily located in Longisland New York. Founed my Michael Cullen, they claim to be "Americans Fist Supermarket!". Their theme song plays raidly throught out the day, and gets stuck in your head to the point where killing yourself is a good idea. Their prices are a little more expensive than others, but do double the couponds. The gorcery store employees are all 16 year old girls and middle aged women who look completley miserable while they ask for "paper and plastic", but no matter what you say, they'll just give you plastic. Any young man that works there, are the stock boys who do nothing but steel the food that they are stocking. The store does have its quircks though. Every 20 mins or so, the song "Singing in the Rain" is played while the vegtable sprinklers are turnned on. The store is even decorated for every single American holiday, and are also open for every holiday. All and all, the employees are a drab, but the store isnt that bad.
Jen-"Welcome to King Kullen, do you have any couponds?"
Coustomer-"Hello, and why yes i do! Thank you for reminding me!"
Jen-"Ugh God damn it."
king kullen by Jesselyn May 1, 2008

King Kullen Killa 

An alcoholic beverage made with a 25-cent King Kullen brand canned soda and a flavored vodka -- ie: chocolate flavored vodka and King Kullen cream soda
"Man, I was totally messed up last night. Those King Kullen Killas went down like water."

kellenberg

An Orwellian, mind-controlling cult which operates under the guise of a Catholic School.
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." -Sinclair Lewis predicting Kellenberg
A guy who tries hard in everything he does, once he finds his motivation. Hard worker, and doesn't give up easily. Stubborn, but in a positive way. Strong physically and mentally. Loves sports, friends, and family. Not a big fan of school. Constantly underestimated, and loves challenges. Loves to make friends, but is normally quiet around new faces. Has a sensitive side that not many get to see. Blessed with loving friends, and a supportive family. Doesn't always get what he wants, but learns that he doesn't always need it to be happy. Learns from his mistakes, and takes life day by day. Doesn't need much to be content. Lives in the moment.
Kellen
Kellen by Therocketship March 10, 2010
Kallen is an amazing person, he is really nice and athletic, he is one of the cutest people you will ever meet, he has a big heart and mind. He is really loyal and can fall for girls really easily
Girl 1- who is that he is soo cute

Girl 2 - oh that is kallen

Girl 1 - of course he is