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keystone nacho

When a plate of loaded nachos is delivered, the "keystone nacho" is the nacho chip that, when lifted from the platter, pulls the largest amount of toppings from the plate at once. The person who pulls the keystone nacho is hated, respected, and envied by all others at the table.
Comer found the keystone nacho and in one moment, he got the best bite of the whole dang plate!!
by Glamrockster December 11, 2016
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Kryptonian Effect

When you’ve been awake for so long that at the next sunrise you suddenly feel rejuvenated.
If it were not for the Kryptonian Effect, I never would have made it through exams today.
by Schulist December 14, 2017
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Kryptonite

Something or someone who makes you weak, even if you are a very strong person
I'm a very strong person but you make me weak, you are my kryptonite.
by SydneySilver April 23, 2016
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Keystone Kops

term used to describe an inept group of people for their mistakes and/or lack of coordination and/or inability to get things done. Comes from a series of silent movies made by the Keystone Film Company between 1912 and 1917 about a group of incompetent policemen and their various escapades.
I don't know about you, but in the past few years, it seems to me that every time there is a major crisis, the government runs around like the Keystone Kops!
by y0ur l3ft nut May 24, 2010
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kryptonlmao

A TikToker who explains how anything in my house could be radioactive. even my cup of water.
You heard of kryptonlmao on tiktok? He told me the plate i’ve been eating off of for 10 years is radioactive!
by anonymous May 21, 2021
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keystone brownout

A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.

Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.
Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.

He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.
by Jrubadub March 27, 2012
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Krystina

The most amazing girl in the world, her eyes are kryptonite for me. Her smile so radiant as to bring day into darkness.
That Krystina makes me weak in the knees, she is my weakness.
by ALittleBitEpic February 6, 2013
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