krystan

monster of mythological times that haunts people with its dark and hideous presence and will scare everyone it comes into contact with

Its Halloween I am scared of the Krystan!

by mythologicalll April 17, 2009

krystan

fucked up eyes, has NO dick, that's right, sound familiar you stupid freak? well it should because he has NO dick, I reached down and there was NOTHING there, thats right!!! And I'm going to open my big old nigger mouth and tell everyone what I THINK happened because of the childish, moronic, ugly, idiotic, disgusting, shitlife, poor, pathetic loser that he is. The only thing he has going for him is that he is tall and even that sucks because it only makes his ugliness stand out in a crowd. Congratulations now everyone knows you have no dick, what a man you must feel like spreading lies about people who did the right thing by leaving your poor ass, what a man

krystan, go to hell and get some cheap plastic surgery while you're at it :)

by dbt301 August 9, 2009

Krystianity

Krystianity is a well known user on the Mnet+ ZB1 board. She’s known for her poems (“She ginga on my minga ‘till I yo”) and she’s been voted as the president. Her signature is simping over Krystian Wang. Together with other well known users she belongs to the “Pabowife family”.

Person 1: “Who’s the funniest person on Mnet+?”
Person 2: “It’s obviously Krystianity!”

by haozhao October 24, 2023

krystan

ugly

krystan is fucking ugly he needs to stop talking shit

by kk33 May 6, 2009

krystan

is a very beautiful girl!!is very outgoing!!loves to hangout with her friends.can be rude sometimes but she turns that around.is very loving.easy to talk to.sometimes easy to get along with.but she is all around an amazing girl!!!

krystan is a good sister!!

by gentrie June 16, 2010

Krystality

Gamer girl who grew up on Pokémon and halo: Reach. Always top two on BO2 leaderboards SnD. Godly fortnite player, has over 200 plus wins on her main and her social accounts.

“Krystality, you tryna squad up? Promise we won’t make you carry.”

by Xxkovslg June 11, 2018

Krystasia

The best girlfriend ever. She will cheer you up when you're sad and stick around through everything. Extremely loyal.

"He's so lucky. He's with Krystasia."

by Alphonso Jack March 30, 2022