klumper

to bounce rapidly on an obese womans chest while eating oatmeal during sex.

I klumpered your mom last night, dude!

by Megan Medley July 12, 2007

krumber

One who krumbs.

It's a cool word

That's a krumber boy.

the_krumber has entered
<the_krumber> hi
<RandomLurker> wtf is a krumber?
<the_krumber> ... idk its a cool word

by the Random Lurker December 30, 2004

Krumpet

A dirty whore who poses as a clown.

Did I see you pickin up a Krumpet at the corner last night?

Was that a Krumpet you got for your kids party, or is it just me?

by Jason Archer September 12, 2005

Krumpets

Boobs, mammories, tits, chi chi's, juggs, knockers, and on and on...

"She's got some krumpets i wouldn't mind spilling my tea on."

by anti-log June 16, 2007

krumpet

A flower that grows in the crack of a sidewalk. The flower becomes a krumpet when it grows up through the crack. The species of flower is irrelevant.

Look at that little krumpet. Don't step on it!

by solidt December 9, 2009

hot krumpet

To put vagisil regular strength anti itch cream in between your lower front lip and your teeth.

Yep, I like to hot krumpet sometimes.

by party pimp October 11, 2010

Krumpets

The torn edges left over from when you rip a peice of paper out of a spiral notebook.

"what the fuck, who put all their krumpets on the floor under my desk?"

by Miguel November 21, 2004